This blogosphere deserves a better class of blogger, and I'm going to give it to them.

For the first time I deleted a blog post, because upon further consideration I didn't like my last post by this title.

I will just say this. (And it is absurd that I even have to verbalize this.)

Contrary to my mom's concerns, I am not "too open" on my blog. The blog is completely factual but may at times be embellished for your reading pleasure. The blog is not going to bring anyone down or endanger anybody's career or personal safety. The blog is fun. The blog is my way of saying, Look, here are some weird situations I've been in since college ended and people in the "real world" who don't know my real personality don't know how to react but I embrace the ensuing awkwardness anyway.

Don't take me too seriously.