Sunday, September 14, 2008

real dan chen

I was wondering how my friends working for companies with plummeting share values are doing, so I talked to my college mate Banker Belz yesterday.

We talked about our mutual fondness of the number-one hit single "You Are Not Alone" by Michael Jackson, and Real Dan Chen.

Real Dan Chen can name a soup immediately from only one drop hitting his tongue.

Real Dan Chen graduated from the best university in the world with honors.

Real Dan Chen works for a top-tier investment bank that could have bought Lehman Brothers if it wanted to, but it didn't want to.

Real Dan Chen works for a top-tier investment bank that hasn't gone under yet.

Real Dan Chen has a high-rise penthouse apartment with a 360-degree view of the New York City skyline.

On a clear day, he can probably see all the way to Fake Dan Chen.

Real Dan Chen. Economist, photographer, Cabotian, food critic, and salty icon extraordinaire. Real Dan Chen.

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