Wednesday, September 17, 2008

eat your heart out, Nicolas Cage

Nic, you thought the day would never come. Not after you had captured my youthful adulation with action-hero turns in 90's classics like The Rock and Face-Off, still two of my favorite movies of all time. Not after you had proven your range of paranoia in Adaptation, or shown off your history-buff smarts in National Treasure. Not after you had gazed into my soul with your limpid eyes in Moonstruck and City of Angels.

But your reign as the crown prince actor in my heart of hearts is threatened by a coup d'etat captained by my new leading man, Javier Bardem!

Javier Bardem is talented and has a full head of hair.

Javier Bardem is the man.

Look at this! Javier Bardem proves crying is not only manly, but sexy.

Javier, you are so beautiful and talented.

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