smartass

Some things can only happen in America.

Only in America are people so stupid that they are afraid of smart people.

Only in America is utter disqualification spin-doctored into qualification.

Only in America is being a gun-wielding homophobic abortion clinic bomber seen as a virtue.

I just don't understand--why are all the plebians and Luddites afraid of smart people being in power? We're trying to help you, fuckers!

Sometimes I hate freedom so much.