I just found out that my brother recently successfully completed the Special Forces Assessment and Selection.
Wikipedia, the arbiter of all knowledge, says it is "the toughest selection training in the world and is meant to weed out those who would not make it in a real Special Forces mission."
That means he can probably kill a KGB spy with an exacto knife in under three seconds now.
Shit, I am not gonna mess with him from now on!
*Unfortunately I can't find any photos of him and nobody can know he exists...so...this blog will self-destruct in five seconds.
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